TDHofstetter
07-07-2004, 09:31 PM
This just in...
...from my mother. :)
Three men - one German, one Japanese and a
Hillbilly - were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The German pressed his forearm and the beep
stopped.
The others looked at him questioningly.
"That was my pager," he said. "I have a
microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang.
The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear.
When he finished he explained,
"That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip
in my hand."
The Hillbilly felt decidedly low tech. Not to be
outdone, he stepped out of the sauna and went
to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of
toilet paper hanging from his behind.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at
him. The Hillbilly stared back.
"What do you know!" he exclaimed.
"I'm getting a FAX."
:) :) :)
-- Tim --
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...from my mother. :)
Three men - one German, one Japanese and a
Hillbilly - were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The German pressed his forearm and the beep
stopped.
The others looked at him questioningly.
"That was my pager," he said. "I have a
microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang.
The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear.
When he finished he explained,
"That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip
in my hand."
The Hillbilly felt decidedly low tech. Not to be
outdone, he stepped out of the sauna and went
to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of
toilet paper hanging from his behind.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at
him. The Hillbilly stared back.
"What do you know!" he exclaimed.
"I'm getting a FAX."
:) :) :)
-- Tim --
Woodworking.com...
Know deposit,
Know return.