Warning!!!!

**Sawduster** · 05-26-2004, 07:38 AM

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local
pubs to be
alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer'.
The drug
is found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in
bottles, cans,
from taps and in large kegs. 'Beer' is used by female sexual
predators at
parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and
have sex with
them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of
'Beer' and
then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are
rendered
helpless against this approach.

After several doses of 'Beer', men will often succumb to the
desires to
perform
sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never
normally be
attracted. After drinking 'Beer', men often awaken with only
hazy memories
of
exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just
a vague
feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these
unfortunate men
are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam
known as "a
relationship".

In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap
the
unsuspecting
male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment
referred to as
"marriage".

Men are much more susceptible to this scam after 'Beer' is
administered and
sex is
offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall
victim to
the drug
'Beer' and the women administering it, there are male support
groups where
you can
discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly
affected,
like-minded guys.
For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses",
"Auto
Parts",
"Hardware", or "Lumber"in the phone book.

**jnewlonjr** · 05-26-2004, 07:53 AM

Or go to you local woodworkers, woodturners, or carvers association.

Oh, yes. Let us not forget the immortal words of the prophet when he said, "Don't ask her on a straight tequila night."

Jerry
:D
"rookie firewood specialist"

God bless you richly and abundantly!

**Cody Colston** · 05-26-2004, 08:07 AM

and then there was the one about the newlywed Texan...

Yee-Haw!

A Texan and his wife had just been married and went to a hotel for their honeymoon. The man went to the front desk and asked for a room. He said, "This here is a very special 'casion -- our weddin' night and we need a good room with a strong bed." The clerk winked and asked "Do you want the Bridal?" The Texan thought about it a while and then replied, "No, I guess not, I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."

Cody

[ol]
The expert at anything was once a beginner...
[/ol]

**McLendon** · 05-26-2004, 06:54 PM

>and then there was the one about the newlywed Texan...
>
>Yee-Haw!
>
>A Texan and his wife had just been married and went to a
>hotel for their honeymoon. The man went to the front desk
>and asked for a room. He said, "This here is a very special
>'casion -- our weddin' night and we need a good room with a
>strong bed." The clerk winked and asked "Do you want the
>Bridal?" The Texan thought about it a while and then
>replied, "No, I guess not, I'll just hold onto her ears
>until she gets used to it."
>
>Cody
>
>[ol]
The expert at anything was once a
>beginner...
[/ol]

LMAO Oh yeah that was just so wrong Funny but just wrong

**TDHofstetter** · 05-27-2004, 01:55 AM

I've seen that one before, but it SURE is good to see it again. :)

Never hurts to 'fresh a guy's memory about these things... when we're not alert, we tend to forget the hazards... :) :) :)

-- Tim --

I'm too young to feel this way,
But I'm too old to think this way.

**PastorPaul** · 05-27-2004, 07:58 AM

"Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall - ninety-nine bottles of beer..." :)

Pastor Paul
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**jnewlonjr** · 05-27-2004, 08:03 AM

Better make that ninety-eight..... ;) }>

Jerry
:D
"rookie firewood specialist"

God bless you richly and abundantly!

**PastorPaul** · 05-27-2004, 08:15 AM

Unless you're at the Cape, then it's brew minus 98 and counting. :P

Pastor Paul
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**Monty** · 06-02-2010, 09:25 AM

I've known about the dangers of beer for some time. Thats why I have this posted in my lab.

Monty

If you always do what you've always done, You'll always get what you've always got.