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  1. #1
    DickLaxt 2
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    The plane might crash,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    On a transatlantic flight, a plane passed through a severe storm.
    The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one
    wing was struck by lightning. One woman in particular lost it.
    Screaming, she stood up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to
    die,"she wailed.Then she yelled, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

    For a moment there was silence. Everyone had forgotten their own peril.Eyes riveted, they all stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

    Then a man from Texas stood up in the rear of the plane. He was
    handsome,tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.
    Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one
    button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest.

    She gasped...


    He said, "Iron this -- and then get me a beer."







    Dickie
    A joker in the deck of life


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    RE: The plane might crash,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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    RE: The plane might crash,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    Yep dickie ..he was from Texas alright..... Otherwise he'd have ordered the beer first then got his shirt ironed.
    Mind you if it was American beer he would have probably needed the time taken to iron the shirt in order to pluck up the courage to drink it :) :) :)

    Limester

  4. #4
    DickLaxt 2
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    RE: The plane might crash,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    I like that European beer ,don't know about that British Isles brew.


    dickie

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    RE: The plane might crash,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    Limey,

    We may not know how to brew beer correctly but we INVENTED the beer commercial...otherwise known as the bathroom break during a REAL football game! :7

    PS - I've been working with a Rig Superintendent from Newcastle. He takes that football thing very seriously. Obviously, I needle him every chance I get. ;)

    Cody

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    An amateur built the Ark
    PROFESSIONALS built the Titanic[/ol]



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    RE: The plane might crash,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    OK, I'll bite...

    Which is the "Real Football"?
    R
    or
    S

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    RE: The plane might crash,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    >OK, I'll bite...
    >
    >Which is the "Real Football"?
    >R
    >or
    >S

    LMAO }>

  8. #8
    DickLaxt 2
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    RE: The plane might crash,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


    What Football? I'm confused,whats new.huh,,,,duh?

    Dickie
    A joker in the deck of life


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