Things always look darkest just before you cut the wrong piece. |
You're going to wear that hammer out hittin' that nail so many times. |
And that's why God invented epoxy. |
Hey!! Where did all this saw dust come from? Look up to the sky. (Get ready for this one) The birds are "sawing" again. |
Measure it with a micrometer, mark it with chalk, cut it with an ax. |
Man is nothing without tools. |
Don't use your remaining fingers as pushsticks. |
There is no such thing as an unusable piece of wood! |
If it can't be fixed with bailing wire and duct tape, it ain't worth fixin! |
No one else knows how you intended it to look, so don't explain. |
Go ahead, it's only a piece of wood. |
If you make a mistake on one side, just do it on the other and no one will ever know. |