By
Sean Pratz
The lyrics to the 60's action cartoon:
MITER
MAN
(Sung
to the tune of "Spider Man")
Miter-man,
Miter-man
Does whatever a backsaw can
Cuts those angles, any size
Cuts them faster than normal guys
Look out! Here comes the Miter-man
Is he strong? Listen, Bud!
He's got sawdust in his blood
Can he frame up a bed?
He just swings his hammer-head
Hey there, there goes the Miter-man!
Woodfill
is a fright
It's a shame, it's a crime
If it's framed up right
He's the one every time
Miter-man,
Miter-man
Friendly neighborhood Miter-man
Cut-off saws he'll ignore
To him they're just a bore
To him, angles are a bang-up
Where frames are needing hang-up
You'll find the Miter-man!
Copyright
1996 Sean Pratz
email:
spratz@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca
